Christian-Attridge

William Wordsworth wall-papered his bedroom walls, all of them, with rejection letters.
Every wall, from floor to ceiling.

Ive been getting loads of rejection messages from administrators in several groups, so i decided to collect them in this journal, here's a couple of examples;


*LadyLuca87 14 hours ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Rejected for unnecessary pornographic content.


~clitcommanderr 13 hours ago  Professional Traditional Artist
<<Rejected for unnecesary pornographic content>>

Sorry,
Next time ill try hard to make the pornographic content Necessary.
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*LadyLuca87 5 hours ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Per our rules: [link]
Nudity is accepted. but it must be art........One thing we want to stress, we don't want to see plain, unadulterated porn.

Oh, okay,
I failed to see the porn in the image of Toulouse Lautrec trying to mount a unicorn, there was no genitals involved in this, but I guess that just as beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so is lasciviouness.
In the future ill make an extra effort to make my porn extravagant and Adulterated.
Ill use this masterful work of art as my template ladyluca87.deviantart.com/art/… to guide me thru the treacherous waters of what is moraly acceptable.

Kind regards and thank you for being a guiding light for this confused but willing to correct his erroneous ways.

Cheers.

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~ELECTRICPOPPERS 1 day ago  Hobbyist General Artist
I understand this is fan art or something what you dont own?

~clitcommanderr 1 day ago  Professional Porn Dummy
Hi, im not sure to what piece of mine you are refering to, but every single character in my pieces is an OC of mine, i just dont do fanart.

~ELECTRICPOPPERS 1 day ago  Hobbyist General Artist
This works description says:
" FLUMP is the creation of the mad brit L-TaT, check out his insane gallery [link] "

To me it sound this works isnt yours all the way.

~clitcommanderr 1 day ago  Professional Porn Dummy
Lolol, sure, Flump is indeed the fantastic love child of me insane mate L-TaT, however all the characters featured in that groovy poster are all 100% yours truly. Whats with all the fuzz, mofuggah?

~ELECTRICPOPPERS 1 day ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Will you leave this group or will I ban you?

~clitcommanderr 1 day ago  Professional Porn Dummy
Oh, dear God, no, please, dont ban me from your holy group!

Lolol , you seriously need some cock, lady.